Lyrical Haze: part 2
Some more lyrics to reflect on...
His lawyer in the courtroom, made a noble plea.
And the judge he gave him eighteen months, but he was out in three.
When asked if he ever felt remorse while sittin' up in that pen.
He said "hell no, ya know a thief's a thief.
And i'd shoot that fucker again, yes I would"
-- Primus "Golden Boy" Brown Album
All deserters will be shot
At 5 o'clock tomorrow morning
So get yourselves together
And quit messing around
No more nonsense!
The assassination occurred at 3.30
No one was there to witness it
Even the breviaries had left their tapestries on the window
And we were all silenced
By the sad mildew cloud
That followed around
I wish I was back in the land of the...
Of the...
Aaahm uhm...
You can't pin that one on me
I didn't do a goddamn thing
I was just standing there
Then a bunch of guys came up
And started laying all this shit on me
Now what am I supposed to do?
I'm an American! You can't touch me!
Did you know all nuns are 42?
And their eyes are blue?
Did you know all table clothes
Are white in France?
Did you know women wear underpants?
Well, they do!
How does a musician imitate
The sound of underpants sliding
Over a woman's thighs,
Down over her ankles,
And over her little toes?
And the rings on her toes?
And her unquipped toe nails?
Lightning struck the magic purse
I didn't do a damn thing, man!
I was just standing there
In front of the 'Delicatessen'
And all these rabbies ran up
And a bunch of Indians and freaks
And monsters and f.... just started ...
Mhmh... talking in all these weird languages...
What aah ... what ... could I say?
Hey, I'm tired of being a freaky musician
I wanna be Napoleon!
Let's have some more wars around here!
What a stinking, shitty little war we have running over there
Let's get a big one!
A real big one!
With a lotta killings and bombs and blood!
-- The Doors "Mental Floss" The Doors Boxed Set Disc 3
Is this one of his speeches or is this set to music and sung? And if so does it come on another album or just a box set bonanza?
ReplyDeleteAlso note: Article in the works. Quackers (most commonly known to others as Ernie's rubber ducky) announced a new album in the making. The album entitled "That Fucking Puppet," comes after the classic duo, most notably known for thir rendition of "Rubber Ducky Your the One," broke up under mysterious circumstances. When Quackers was asked about the break up he said, in quote, "I hate the fucker. If I had him in this bath tub now I'd toss in a toaster just so my last moments on earth would be watching that bitch fry."
Ernie, failed to comment.
Watch for new hit single entitled simply, "Lint Dick."
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ReplyDeleteIs this one of his speeches or is this set to music and sung? And if so does it come on another album or just a box set bonanza?
ReplyDeleteAlso note: Article in the works. Quackers (most commonly known to others as Ernie's rubber ducky) announced a new album in the making. The album entitled "That Fucking Puppet," comes after the classic duo, most notably known for thir rendition of "Rubber Ducky Your the One," broke up under mysterious circumstances. When Quackers was asked about the break up he said, in quote, "I hate the fucker. If I had him in this bath tub now I'd toss in a toaster just so my last moments on earth would be watching that bitch fry."
Ernie, failed to comment.
Watch for new hit single entitled simply, "Lint Dick."
Yes it is set to music, but not sung...entirely.
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