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11.05.2005

Lyrical Haze: part 2

Some more lyrics to reflect on...
His lawyer in the courtroom, made a noble plea. And the judge he gave him eighteen months, but he was out in three. When asked if he ever felt remorse while sittin' up in that pen. He said "hell no, ya know a thief's a thief. And i'd shoot that fucker again, yes I would" -- Primus "Golden Boy" Brown Album
All deserters will be shot At 5 o'clock tomorrow morning So get yourselves together And quit messing around No more nonsense! The assassination occurred at 3.30 No one was there to witness it Even the breviaries had left their tapestries on the window And we were all silenced By the sad mildew cloud That followed around I wish I was back in the land of the... Of the... Aaahm uhm... You can't pin that one on me I didn't do a goddamn thing I was just standing there Then a bunch of guys came up And started laying all this shit on me Now what am I supposed to do? I'm an American! You can't touch me! Did you know all nuns are 42? And their eyes are blue? Did you know all table clothes Are white in France? Did you know women wear underpants? Well, they do! How does a musician imitate The sound of underpants sliding Over a woman's thighs, Down over her ankles, And over her little toes? And the rings on her toes? And her unquipped toe nails? Lightning struck the magic purse I didn't do a damn thing, man! I was just standing there In front of the 'Delicatessen' And all these rabbies ran up And a bunch of Indians and freaks And monsters and f.... just started ... Mhmh... talking in all these weird languages... What aah ... what ... could I say? Hey, I'm tired of being a freaky musician I wanna be Napoleon! Let's have some more wars around here! What a stinking, shitty little war we have running over there Let's get a big one! A real big one! With a lotta killings and bombs and blood! -- The Doors "Mental Floss" The Doors Boxed Set Disc 3

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this one of his speeches or is this set to music and sung? And if so does it come on another album or just a box set bonanza?

Also note: Article in the works. Quackers (most commonly known to others as Ernie's rubber ducky) announced a new album in the making. The album entitled "That Fucking Puppet," comes after the classic duo, most notably known for thir rendition of "Rubber Ducky Your the One," broke up under mysterious circumstances. When Quackers was asked about the break up he said, in quote, "I hate the fucker. If I had him in this bath tub now I'd toss in a toaster just so my last moments on earth would be watching that bitch fry."
Ernie, failed to comment.

Watch for new hit single entitled simply, "Lint Dick."

4:58 PM

 
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5:03 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this one of his speeches or is this set to music and sung? And if so does it come on another album or just a box set bonanza?

Also note: Article in the works. Quackers (most commonly known to others as Ernie's rubber ducky) announced a new album in the making. The album entitled "That Fucking Puppet," comes after the classic duo, most notably known for thir rendition of "Rubber Ducky Your the One," broke up under mysterious circumstances. When Quackers was asked about the break up he said, in quote, "I hate the fucker. If I had him in this bath tub now I'd toss in a toaster just so my last moments on earth would be watching that bitch fry."
Ernie, failed to comment.

Watch for new hit single entitled simply, "Lint Dick."

9:36 PM

 
Blogger rhinosaur said...

Yes it is set to music, but not sung...entirely.

12:02 PM

 

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